An ambitious departure from the usual repertoire.
The choir director has requested hymn sheets and plausible deniability.
Confessions have been booked for the following Tuesday.
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Finally, a catering job with clearly defined bowel expectations.
Two years’ experience. References from your gastroenterologist.
The hours are long, but at least you’ll be regular.
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Community spirit. Now with actual spirits leaving bodies.
Bringing neighbours together. Mostly in A&E.
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The refreshments were unusually well coordinated with the guest speaker.
An uplifting talk. A conveniently paired prize.
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Heating nearby. Bring a coat for the journey.
The windows are also a short walk away. Exceptionally well ventilated.
£120,000. Warmth sold separately, in another building.
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The farming prospectus has become considerably more reassuring.
Attendance at the village meeting has suddenly improved.
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Police are hoping to collar someone soon.
The investigation has been hampered by everyone saying, ‘Have you tried the pet shop?’
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The bus service sucks. The correspondent appears to agree.
A damning review, with rather more oral evidence than expected.
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Most schools just issue textbooks.
The governors have approved it. The stationery cupboard is under investigation.
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The council promises a good hiding in every home.
Residents are advised to bleed their radiators and then run.
A brutal policy. Mercifully, the council is bad at delivering it.
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An enthusiastic recommendation. A serious food-hygiene concern.
I’ll have mine black, thanks.
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It used to collect dust. Now it teaches detachment.
Inner peace, at a frankly unacceptable noise level.
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That should cover the little trolley.
A jumbo ambition. A paper-plane budget.
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Finally, a man who goes with the furniture.
£15 each. One holds your clothes; the other keeps leaving his on the floor.
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A bold production. It never gets past the beginning.
Time for a drink. Or not. You’ve already seen this bit anyway.
From the Mizprinz collection of newspaper cuttings, advertisements and other printed oddities. Celebrating misprints and unintentionally funny headlines from the good press.
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I only came in to ask about the cat.
Means-tested medicine has taken an alarming turn.
The discount is tempting. The eligibility criteria need urgent clarification.
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Winter motoring advice, direct from the Roman Empire.
Check your antifreeze. Then consult a Latin teacher.
The engine’s frozen. Fortunately, the instructions are only a placeholder.
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First-class delivery. Exceptionally relaxed service.
Please join the queue. Someone will remember why you’re here shortly.
The position is permanent. Your ability to find the stamps may not be.
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Late checkout is the least of their problems.
A lovely place for a getaway. Getting away is the difficult part.
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Finally, a work-life balance with very little work in it.
I’d book some time off, but I’m struggling to find any time on.
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An ambitious departure from the usual repertoire. The choir director has requested hymn sheets and plausible deniability. Confessions ha...
